So, 21 days before the insanity starts and this place is strangely quiet - calm before the storm maybe?

So how are you people doing? Bunkering up on snacks and beverages and anything you can use to write on/with? Decided on a genre? Attempting to wrestle your characters into submission? Got your plots in order?

Or are you like me and utterly lacks everything that could be resembling a plot and is suffering through nothing but pure chaos when it comes to the characters? At least I have the snacks and beverages thing down.

But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life curious

So my 19th century newsmagazines came today (and the mailman BENT THEM IN HALF to shove them in the mailbox *froth*) and I'm reading the back page of one of them which is "Random Readings".

"Well," said the Bishop, "when I arrived in New Zealand, that chief came to me and said he wished to be baptized. I knew he had two wives, so I told him he must first persuade one of them to return to her family. He said he feared it would be difficult, but he would see what could be done. In two months he returned. 'Now, missionary,' he exclaimed, 'you may baptize me, for I only have one wife!' 'And what have you done with our dear sister, your other wife?' I asked. He smacked his lips, 'I have eaten her!' said he."

Totally, totally untrue, but hilarious. XD

And I want these words to make things right Matchbox Twenty: Last Beautiful Girl tags: 19thc, lol wtf

There is a comm, in which folks take turns posting things to make magicofisis happy. Today is my day to post, so there is fic. Harry/Ron is her usual favorite, which seems like a good reason to write them.

Title: Rumor
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC17
Words: 2000
Summary: It's just a rumor, of course. Ron would know if it were true.
Warnings: A few enormously long sentences? Heh.

Title: Skinnydipping
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1900
A/N: This is the tenth of the fics for Inell's prompts; today it's bossy and skinnydipping.

( Skinnydipping )

The bindery says they can do my 1909 edition Villette in return for CAKE.

So on Saturday I will be baking cake.

I am pleased. *points at mood* See? Pleased.

But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life pleased And I want these words to make things right Richard Hell And The Voidoids: Liars Beware tags: 19thc, glee!

1. Writing to-do list:
2. So, one of the challenges for researchers working to cure/defeat breast cancer is finding folks to do the research studies. Here is a website where you can sign up to participate in studies. They need all kinds of women (survivors, high-risk, no history, etc), and even once you've signed up, participation in any given study is voluntary; it's just that they'll be telling you when there is one.

3. I may or may not have swiped some of my child's leftover vicodin to make me stop caring about my throat hurting so I could get some frigging sleep last night and/or get some frigging anything at all done today. Illegal, but effective, if I did. I was, of course, hypothetically, careful not to take it with anything else with acetaminophen/paracetamol in it.

Title: Fulfilled
Author: slashpervert.
Betas: brknhalo241, Mini Mouse, asm614
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: ADULT
Genre: Smut
Pairing: Harry/Fred/George
Length: 2383 Words.
Warnings (Mark to Read): Language, Explicit M/M/M Sex, Anal, Oral, Dildo, D/s, Rimming, Double Penetration, Incest.
Summary: Every session with the Weasley twins was fantastic – an unparalleled experience in debauchery. And this week, Harry expected he would get something he had been fantasizing about for a long time.
Notes: One-shot. Post-war. Sequel to Filthy. PWP, so can be read separately.
Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial work of fan fiction intended for adult audiences only. No copyright infringement intended. (Full Disclaimer!)

Fulfilled

Title: untitled doodle
Artist(s): nk_aoede
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings remus/sirius
Media: photoshop

Title: Doing what's wrong.
Author: littleblackbow
Pairing: James/Sirius, mention of Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 1400
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, and I'm not making any money off of them. Please, don't try to print and sell this.

Author notes: Comments and recs are Luuuuuuurve!! :D ~Thanks


Doing what's wrong.

Title: The Last of All Illusions
Author/artist: elfflame
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Creature Type: Incubus - Spoiler for story, highlight to read.
Rating: Heavy R, verging on NC-17
Warnings: dub-con, mentions of murder
Disclaimer: The characters and setting are not mine. They belong to a lovely lady who is gracious enough to let us play with them. No money is being made on this story.

( Part 1 )
( Part 2 )

Title: To Follow Your Heart
Characters: Percy/Pansy
Words: ~11,000
Rating: Adult
A/N: Written for countessmary for Sweet Charity--last spring. It's crazy, crazy overdue, and she and my other recipient have both been super patient (note to other recipient: yours will be soon, too). Countess Mary asked for Percy/Pansy, fluff or PWP; I hope this will meet her expectations. This went more in the direction of fluff, though there is eventually smut. Thanks to snegurochka_lee for the speedy beta.

( To Follow Your Heart )

Stupid boobs. I went to go bra shopping today coz I need to go up to a 12D and the cheapest I could find was $30. I refuse to spend $30 on a bra.

Maybe they'll shrink again. :-/

Incidentally I really, really wish I could afford a corset.

And I want these words to make things right TATU: Dangerous and Moving tags: nothing in particular

I wish I could justify buying this. A 1903 "Clara in Blunderland" parody of the politics of the Boer War. The starting bid is $40, which is less than I've spent on some books (>.>) but I should be calming down my mad purchasing of old shit.

I am, however, more tempted by these 1897 issues of the Friends' Intelligencer and Journal, a Quaker journal from Philadelphia.

Current Events - covering news such as:
- Most disastrous Mississippi Floods ever recorded
- Preparations by Turks Against Greece
- Treaty with England ratified by Venezuela
- Tests of Milk
- First Woman Rabbi in a Jewish Synagogue
- Carnegie Steel to build the first steel fire-proof building in Japan
- Serious failure of crops in Ireland may lead to famine
- Yellow fever in New Orleans

And an actual English one from 1896, "A Domestic Magazine of Useful Information & Amusement", as well as this one from 1886 aimed at young unmarried women of the respectable middle class.

I should have a look at the damage of the books I got from great grandma's place before it got sold up, a couple of them are around turn of the century too.

( ETA: Condition of books )

And I want these words to make things right Angus & Julia Stone: Chocolates & Cigarettes tags: 19thc

Title: Filthy
Author: slashpervert.
Betas: brknhalo241, Mini Mouse, and asm614
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: ADULT
Genre: Smut
Pairing: Harry/Fred/George
Length: 1255 Words.
Warnings (Mark to Read): Language, Explicit M/M/M Sex, Anal, Oral, Dildo, D/s, Rimming, Felching, Incest.
Summary: What the twins did to him made him feel dirty. Which was just the way Harry wanted it.
Notes: One-shot. Post-war. Sequel to Dirty Toy . PWP, so can be read separately.
Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial work of fan fiction intended for adult audiences only. No copyright infringement intended. (Full Disclaimer!)
Filthy

Bots are joining Live Journal!

http://community.livejournal.com/lj_support/762150.html

So non humans are joining LJ and friending people, I am assuming it is the rash of Russian auto-frienders!

But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life busy

Title: Young Immortals (Chapter 12 and 13 of 13) FINISHED
Author/artist: winnett
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG13 - NC17
Genre: Adventure/Romance
Summary: Ten years have passed and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have done nothing but perfect their skills in preparation for their final battle with Voldemort. None of them expected they would run into Snape, let alone did they foresee the price he would demand for his teachings. Well, nobody except maybe Ginny.
Warnings: Blood. Male/Male sexual situations. Language. Rimming. Violence.

BIT 12

EPILOGUE

My f-list is prolific with memes today.

* Post three things you've done that you believe no one else reading has done.
* If anyone responds with "I've done that", add another thing.
* Encourage your friends to paste this into their own journal to list the unique things they've done.

Been to the Waitomo Caves.
Ridden a cow. You crazy hicks.
Been invited in for a "cup of tea" at one in the morning by an attractive man - and actually had a cup of tea.
As a child, played at one of the filming locations for Heavenly Creatures.
Skipped the country. One week's planning, waited for housemate to leave, packed, taxi to train station.

And I want these words to make things right Alanis Morissette: Hands Clean tags: meme sheep

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

In addition to speaking properly, a well-bred woman studied the fine art of conversation. It seems she needed the help. Based on the advice given, she was apparently kept silent for so long that when called upon to converse, she blurted out the details of Uncle Ed's appendectomy in a loud, nasal tone while spraying her companions with every consonant.

Vocabulary was another area for study and improvement. Women were warned against using the term "ma'am" and the phrase "pleased to meet you". A long list of forbidden slang words must have been quite effective, because today no one's ever heard of most of them. (Try to translate: "The yappy frails jawed about the spiffilicated stew bum.")


(If you're curious, it means the foolish girls talked about the drunk... drunkard. Or loafer. Loafer will do.) I actually had two books in easy grabbing distance, so here's the second:

She crushed something - another wasp, of course, what else - even as it stung her again, even as she opened her eyes and saw them all around her: yellow-brown insects that looked weighted down in the tailsection, plump ungainly poison factories.

She had slid into a dead tree standing at the foot of the slope about twenty-fice feet from the brawling streamlet. In the dead tree's lowest fork, just at eye level to a little girl who was nine but tall for her age, was a gray paper nest. Agitated wasps were crawling all over it; more were flying out of a hole in the top.

Pain needled the right side of Trisha's neck, just below the bill of her cap. Another sting lit up her right arm above the elbow.


Advice from the Attic and Stephen King's The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.

And I want these words to make things right Faithless: Addictive tags: meme sheep